Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Brazilian Wax On Plus Size

french courses - Episode 7

Cleaning

Aaaaaaaaaaaah finally Friday! My favorite day in a week!

The work is finished I can finally go home. And what what to expect at home on Friday night? I'll let you guess. No, not friends for a drink , not a huge pizza for dinner, but the household.

This barbarous word 6 letters gives me goose bumps ! This means that my arrival home, I will find myself with a broom or vacuum cleaner in your hands for at least 2 hours. At least satisfaction with this type of experiment is that after a thorough cleaning, the apartment is supposed to be clean. The problem is I have a cat, and this smart bag spreading hairs everywhere. It a big teddy bear , very nice and very cuddly but full of hair. In this type of situation that admire the inventor of the vacuum cleaner! Not to suck up the cat, what the passage may be effective, but rather a sacred saving time. After two hours, the apartment is clean!

Tomorrow is Saturday and Saturday at home, it's party time ! Friends land for a night cap. Obviously, they all fall at home with their heavy boots! After 2 trays of chips and many go-and-coming between the living room, kitchen, the apartment is in a lamentable state .

Here I am good for repeat once again the household!



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Sunday, January 22, 2006

Can You Put Milk In A Keurig

French Courses - Episode 6

Birthday

Saturday I was invited to a feast for my birthday. was a celebration a little special because all the guests were supposed wear a disguise original.

Since I was little , I I always dreamed of disguising myself in pink bunny DURACELL; this little rabbit with so much energy that it beats all its competitors in the race.

But my buddy said: " there will be no pink bunnies . then I understood that it does not please him that I back with such a disguise.

So I went to a costume rental store. I found one, beautiful, big yellow chick. I too class! I even took a picture in a mirror .

When I arrived at the party, I noticed that everyone was dressed in pink bunny! In fact, my friend wanted me to enjoy an evening by holding "pink rabbit".

He told me " there will be lots of pink bunnies " and I had understood " there will be no pink bunnies .

Too bad, it will be for next time.



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Monday, January 16, 2006

What Does The Cervix Feel Like Before A Period

French Courses - Episode 5

delay a meeting.

It's been 3 months now I'm working on a project of great importance for a new client. This of develop a ad campaign for a new vacuum.


I was supposed to present the project this morning during a meeting with key decision makers, in the presence CEO of the group. I was well prepared mentally and physically . side product, was there any , I was not afraid of their reactions. By cons, meeting frightened me. I'm not comfortable with this new client . It was therefore necessary that I am in great shape. No way to crack nor hesitate to face their questions. I had to be perfect!


I went to bed early the night before and, to be sure get fit, I taken a sleeping pill. I really good sleep! From this side, I have nothing to say. By cons, what a disaster ! I forgot to advance the hour of my alarm clock and I woke up at eleven!! My meeting was at eight in Paris.

According to my colleagues , everyone was waiting with boards with new ads. Since I turned off my laptop , nobody could reach me . The customer is left very angry and I I was fired!

What anguish ! I would never have taken that sleeping pill!



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